but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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