we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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