I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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