I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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