Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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