Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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