My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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