My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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