Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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