Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We left an ass print on the piano.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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