walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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