I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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