Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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