yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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