I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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