what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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