Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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