Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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