so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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