shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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