Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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