What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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