i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's like God shit irony all over that family
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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