AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
