THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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