she was so not down for the gang bang
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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