I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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