I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
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I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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