I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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