we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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