Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon