There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad