the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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