paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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