bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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