By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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