walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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