the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
