Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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