Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dear god my vagina.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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