i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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