i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't deserve a penis
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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