Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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