He is an equal opportunity slut.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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