nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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