Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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