i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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