I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
