i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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