you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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