'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!