It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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