I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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