Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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