Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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