Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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