He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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