I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
