Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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